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“Law enforcement sources told TMZ they responded to a call and found [Andre] Johnson lying on the sidewalk at a North Hollywood apartment building critically injured. He is now at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The status of his penis is unknown.”

Rapper Reportedly Cuts Off Penis, Jumps Off Balcony in Suicide Attempt

I feel very bad for this poor man that I have never heard of before, and I hope he gets the help he needs. But I am also very concerned at the level of obsession the media has with the status of his penis. I think they might legitimately be more concerned for the penis itself than the man.

This very article has two updates and both… are only about the penis.

This is what life with a toddler is like.

"Here is your strawberry. Straw. Berry. It’s red. Yes, like Mickey Mouse’s shorts. It’s kind of shaped like a triangle…"

(Source: bigpaw, via ihearthemuppets)

mtv:

you asked, we delivered.

gif made by gif-weenus in the tumblr war room!

I didn’t even watch this award show I just… am an appreciater of the Zefron.

(Source: gif-weenus)

clarabellecows:

The Muppets + breaking the fourth wall

(via ihearthemuppets)

I just love these. It’s like poetry.

I just love these. It’s like poetry.

(Source: negutivfeadbak)

ihearthemuppets:

It’s weird to see this picture in color after seeing it in only black and white on the cover of Jim Henson: The Biography

Fun fact! This is also the picture they used for the Apple Think Different poster with Jim (that hangs in my office). They just photoshopped Ernie out. 

ihearthemuppets:

It’s weird to see this picture in color after seeing it in only black and white on the cover of Jim Henson: The Biography

Fun fact! This is also the picture they used for the Apple Think Different poster with Jim (that hangs in my office). They just photoshopped Ernie out. 

(Source: brianerickson)

“Writing a book is easy. Writing a *good* book is hard. It’s like shitting out a typewriter one painful, jagged mechanical part at a time.”
— terribleminds.com

(Source: terribleminds)

Sound advice… 

Sound advice… 

(Source: negutivfeadbak)