Homework. It’s the worst, right? (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
When it comes to opportunities for making some extra money, usually I’d tell you to do your homework but, in this case, you’ve already done it. Everyone could use some more cash especially new graduates or anyone just trying to hold out until they get a new job. There’s a lot of ways to make money online these days but wouldn’t it be…
Mom: Whoa! Steve, look at this spider! It's huge. (examines it) Don't worry, it's dead.
Steve: I like how your mom thinks that whether the spider is alive or not has any bearing on how afraid I am of it.
Me: It doesn't? Isn't a dead one preferable to a live one?
Steve: No! If anything, a dead one is worse!
Steve: Because then you think it's dead and then it moves and it's even worse!
Me: So... what you're really afraid of is zombie spiders?